and miles to go before I sleep

"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
— THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via honey—or—tar)
via hollyandvice · originally by blythebrooklyn
via snowyalice · originally by catblrr

clintparton:

Black Widow #04

via wienerlicious · originally by clintparton
via lunsfuhd · originally by sandandglass
super-sandri:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

#was

super-sandri:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

via tyndalecode · originally by glumshoe
via typhoidmeri · originally by pugdomination

star trek au: coffee shop
↳ jim kirk owns a local coffee shop. there’s a group of regular customers, and he knows each of their orders off by heart: a socially inexperienced genius who never understands jim’s jokes but smiles at them anyway; a grumpy and always tired doctor with the kindest heart he’s ever seen; some of the best and brightest university students, studying physics and linguistics and engineering. they’re a group of misfits, and they’ve found a sort of home in the cafe. they know that there’ll always be someone there to talk to when they drop in, and jim will write their name on the side of their cup (he’s got them colour-coded in bright primary colours according to some unknown rule in his head) and draw patterns of stars on the latte foam. he’s got a huge map of the world covering one entire wall, because he wants to remind them all that there’s nothing more important than chasing adventure into the unknown; and the rest of the room is filled with the smiles and laughter of people he’s come to see as his family.
star trek au: coffee shop
 jim kirk owns a local coffee shop. there’s a group of regular customers, and he knows each of their orders off by heart: a socially inexperienced genius who never understands jim’s jokes but smiles at them anyway; a grumpy and always tired doctor with the kindest heart he’s ever seen; some of the best and brightest university students, studying physics and linguistics and engineering. they’re a group of misfits, and they’ve found a sort of home in the cafe. they know that there’ll always be someone there to talk to when they drop in, and jim will write their name on the side of their cup (he’s got them colour-coded in bright primary colours according to some unknown rule in his head) and draw patterns of stars on the latte foam. he’s got a huge map of the world covering one entire wall, because he wants to remind them all that there’s nothing more important than chasing adventure into the unknown; and the rest of the room is filled with the smiles and laughter of people he’s come to see as his family.
via redxluna · originally by tardisfleet
via wienerlicious · originally by shieldsandrec
youcantseemyinsidefeels:

wighthound:

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever


fuck u i don’t do what u tell me

the most interesting dog in the world

youcantseemyinsidefeels:

wighthound:

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

fuck u i don’t do what u tell me

the most interesting dog in the world

via tyndalecode · originally by luvzi12

barnvs:

"i hecked up i HECKED UP"

via assvengrrs · originally by barnvs